Flat Earth conspiracy theorists have grown in popularity recently and it's time for this insane disregard of science to end.

I have spent my life researching scientific studies on religion, earth sciences, and plumbing. It is abundantly clear that the Earth is indeed round however the sun is not. Scientists would have you believe the sun is a ball of gas but common have you ever seen gas just spontaneously catch on fire? No because that requires a lighter.

Now that I have convinced you the sun is not a ball of gas then you may ask what exactly is the sun then? It's a banana. Plain and simple. Bananas are so powerful in fact that they may have created the universe to begin with however this is still under active research. Bananas as you may know are one of the tastiest fruits you can eat and at some point in history a banana was grown so large the Earth began to orbit it. Bananas are actually light producing but only in the cold vacuum of space.

Here is an example of pop culture attempting to trivialize this reality while accidentally proving it to be true.

As you can clearly see, bananas are our lord, savior, and ultimate providers. I hope to start a YouTube channel soon to explore more banana facts. In the meantime please consider donating below so we can end this government fueled cover up preventing banana truth!